best-of-funny:

lovability:

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

omfg

in-a-skirt-thats-a-bit-to-tight:

here, have a transparent fifth doctor…